The Mythology of the Flat Earth – The Sacred Planar Creation
In the beginning, there was the Great Plane—a vast, infinite sheet of reality, an ever-expanding flat surface that contained all that is, was, and ever will be. The Great Plane was not some accidental byproduct of cosmic disorder; it was the result of the divine Cosmic Leveling, the first act of creation performed by the First Gods—the Flatlorian and the Albedo, deities of unwavering symmetry and perfect balance.
The Creation of the Great Plane
Flatlorian, the God of Perfection, and Albedo, the God of Stability, saw that the universe was in a state of confusion, with stars and galaxies twirling haphazardly, each claiming dominance in the skies. These cosmic bodies were scattered and chaotic—spinning, rotating, and moving in orbits that threatened to tear the fabric of the Cosmos itself.
In their infinite wisdom, Flatlorian and Albedo declared that only a flat surface, a singular, immovable plane, could maintain cosmic equilibrium. Spheres—the very idea of a spherical Earth—were an abomination. Spheres distort symmetry, they disrupt divine order, and the gods knew that once their creation was set upon a flat plane, the universe would have true peace.
The Laws of Flatness
The Great Plane is not simply a physical surface; it is a sacred truth. Any attempt to prove otherwise is the work of the Deceivers—forces that seek to unravel the Cosmic Balance. Gravity does not exist because, in the mythology of the Flat Earthers, it is merely the pull of the Great Plane’s Power, which keeps all things grounded in perfect alignment. The idea that “things fall” is a simple misunderstanding of the plane's inherent pull, a minor illusion caused by those who, though well-meaning, cannot see the inherent flatness of the world.
The Four Pillars of Belief
The Edge of the World: Beyond the great expanse of the Great Plane lies the Edge—the Boundary between life and the unknown. Those who claim that the Earth is round misunderstand the true nature of the Edge. To them, the Edge is just a “faraway horizon,” but to the Enlightened Ones, it is a sacred portal, where the divine energies of the flat Earth meet the Cosmic Void. Only the worthy may approach, but none who are unprepared may venture beyond.
The Sun and Moon’s Perfect Cycle: The Sun and Moon do not rotate in elliptical orbits, as misguided astronomers have said. Rather, they are perfectly flat discs, traveling in circular paths above the Great Plane. The Sun rises and sets in a fixed pattern, lighting the world with divine precision. Those who doubt the truth of this cyclical journey are blind to the True Path of Illumination. If the Earth were round, these perfect paths would break apart in chaos.
The Hollow Beneath: Those who claim to have explored the Earth’s interiors are yet more victims of the Deceivers. Beneath the Great Plane lies not an infinite abyss but a Hollow Chamber, where the very energies that sustain existence flow like an ever-refreshing river. This is the Source from which all life draws its sustenance, a sacred space that cannot be touched by mortal hands but can be felt through meditation and understanding.
The Guardians of the Horizon: These are the Great Beings—beings of immense wisdom who watch over the Edge of the World. They are said to appear to the faithful in times of great need, when the faith of the believers is shaken. The Guardians speak in riddles, warning the faithful to never stray too far from the truth of the Flatness, as beyond the edge lies only chaos. The Guardians are also the first to defend the Great Plane from threats both internal and external—especially those who seek to introduce false knowledge, like the Round-Earth Heretics.
The faithful believers insist that only by maintaining the Great Plane’s perfect structure can humanity be saved from the existential disaster of distortion, and the very essence of existence itself is threatened by the heretical round-Earth ideas. They argue that those who claim to “prove” a round Earth are performing acts of cosmic vandalism, destroying the sacred order and plunging humanity into the black hole of uncertainty.
Perhaps the greatest test for the Flat Earth Faithful comes when they encounter evidence they can’t ignore—like, say, a rocket sent to the moon. But the mythology provides for this as well: the Dark Gods of Delusion created space travel, not as a means of exploration but as a divine deception, intended to trick humanity into accepting the existence of spherical worlds. No matter how convincing the evidence, it is always merely a lie propagated by the heavens themselves, and the faithful can rest assured that the truth lies within the sacred boundaries of the Great Plane.
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